Can I marry it?

When it's year end financial time and no husband is to be found, and your parents have abandoned you to the beaches of Thailand, the idea of taking three kids shopping is about as pleasant as a root canal. I'd like to therefore say that I am in love with A) Milk delivery, and B) online shopping.  I love love love that I can sit at home at 9:00 pm and order a jug of milk and a pair of size 10 extra skinny boys jeans in about 5 minutes flat.